Blogger Pressure.

Heh heh. Mmg aku pressure ngan sume orang yg dok pakai blogspot tapi aku terlanjur sudah gune blogdrive lam 4, 5 tahun! Now I've had it! Tensi ok blogdrive takleh itu ini. Pastu cam ada kasta lak. Pinjam kate geng incik sayang, "Aku pun macam Digi, masa untuk berubah!"

Ok, berbalik pada stori yg aku nak stori. Balik dari cuti seminggu aritu, cam biasa sembang2 ngan osmet aku sambil layan Astro.

"Dah lama kan kite tak dengar bunyi pelik2 dah kat umah ni...", osmet aku intro.

"Haaa.. Jangan... Eh, Kak Sya rasa kite tersilap dengarla rasanye. Sbb, yela, maybe bunyik orang sebelah ke ape."

"Uhhh... Tak Kak Sya. Memang ada... Aritu orang balik Batu Pahat, akak orang ada cite lagi sal rumah ni...", membe aku backing lagi akan kewujudan bunian kat umah sewa kitorang. Kakak osmet aku tu yg gojes aku cite dlu tu yg sampai skang aku tadek gamba dia utk tunjuk korang. Huhu. Skang dia dok ngan mak mentua dia, tapi still bayar duit sewa bilik dia.

"Cite ape???"

"Ishkkk takyah cite la. Orang taknak cite."

"Mana blehhhhhhhhhh! Cite separuh2! Takut tapi nak tau gak!"

"Ok-ok. Dia kate... Dulu time sumer orang takut ngan gangguan tuh, dorang ramai2 tido bilik Kak Shida (bilik aku skang!). So, sume orang dah tido. Pastu, kakak orang takleh tido. Pastu tetibe dia rasa takut n tarik slimut tutup muke dia..."

"Haaaaaa... Kat bilik Kak Sya ke...", aku tanye soklan yg aku dah konpem akan jawapannye sambil terbayang aksi mengerikan lam selimut dahhh time tu!

"Ha'ah... Pastu... Tibe2 ada orang main tarik2 slimut dia n gelak 'hihihihhi'...!!" Ini bukan bunian, ini setannnnn. Kate hatiku!

"Aaaaaaa. Giler laa!"

"Tau takpe. Pastu orang ada cite kat 'dorang' sal Kak Sya dengar bunyi cam pintu kene goncang2 kan. Dorang kate, haa betul, mmg pernah dengar gak dulu." Dorang di sini adalah kakak n abang ipar (dulu boipreng) osmet aku. Kantoiiii.

So kesimpulannye, btol la tu. Tambah2 ngan tinggalan surah2 kursi yg difotostat banyak2 pastu ditampal ke hampir segenap penjuru rumah sewa kitorang tuh...

Osmet aku sambung lagi, "Dulu, dorang cakap, ada orang India mati gantung diri. Tak sure samada kat rumah kite atau rumah seblah seblah ni yg dah lama tadek orang duduk tu." Hoh, bleh lak tak sure. Tapi aku yakin kat umah yg dah lama kosong tuh. Ayat sedapkan ati.

Skarang kalo aku takleh tido memalam n dah tutup lampu, mmg terbayang2 aah cite kakak osmet aku tu. Pastu bebuat cool n pk sal lain pastu tutup mate rapat2. Aritu masa aku balik Kuantan, Aju ada cakap, kalo malam-malam rasa susah sangat nak lelap mate tu, maknanye ada la samting tu. Try on video n amek gamba lam gelap tu, konpem dapat! Cheh, keje gile!

Tapi ttgh malam, bile teringat statement Aju yg nih la buat body aku tetibe adjust jadik ngantuk seminit kemudian. Sanggup paksa diri tido sebab takmo percaya bahawasanye takleh tido = ada entiti yg ngah usha lam diam! Bwahahaha!

Okeh, aku nak share few words from www.urbandictionary.com ngan korang. Aku suke banget slang dictionary nih sbb ia bes ah, bes!

Contoh:

Word: nom nom nom

Maksudnye: Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.

Contoh ayat: "Hey, are you eating my brownies?" "Nom nom nom."

Lagi.

Word: academic bulemia

Maksudnye: The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance.

This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.

Contoh ayat: "I can't remember anything that I learned last night. It's like I grabbed the answer sheet, puked out all the answers and forgot everything immediately. I'd say that's academic bulemia."

Dan lagi.

Word: sexting
Maksudnye: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
Contoh ayat: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.

Dan lagi lagi.

Word: foot in mouth disease

Maksudnye: A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

Contoh ayat: "Oh, Geez, I'm sorry!" Bob said.
"You've got foot in mouth disease today, don't you?"

Last.

Word: flavorgasm

Maksudnye: when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic

Contoh ayat: "I ate this unbelievable steak yesterday. I swear when I ate the first bite I had a total flavorgasm."

Ok, aku suda mau chow. Nakkkk sangat pergi William's lagi tapi kewangan tidak memberangsangkan! Huhu. Takpelah, pay day tinggal next week je, so bleh ajak incik sayang sama-sama memeriahkan majlis sesambil celebrate bday bliau dan merasai flavorgasm itu lagi skali! Yeshh!